un jour dans la vie

For those that think the art world is glamourous, picture this: me standing in the rain on the sidewalk holding not one, but two broken umbrellas, stuffing a veggie sandwhich from a bodega into my mouth in between doing sneaky reconaissance missions and then walking into a very well dressed establishment looking like a drowned rat with my lipstick smeared all over my face. Happy Wednesday. I am so awesome.